disclaimer

Nothing in this story is meant to offend anyone, or any company. If there really is a Fastway Bus Company, I'm sorry, I made the name up. If any of the Hansons or their record company read this story, it's meant as entertainment only, and any slurs were unintentional. Apologies to the weight-lifting world; it's just a joke.
I don't think there's any adult language or themes in this story, if there are, I'm sorry. If, as I think, there isn't, then a two year old could read this story without corruption. I think it'd be rated about G, or maybe PG.

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